spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
dangering: mackleless macklemore macklemost
Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! →
tyleroakley: vh1: usatoday: shortformblog: yahoo: I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr! We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and… Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they...
ponyboyismyhomeboy: neverhappened13: babyferaligator: how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great i love u
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
urinatings: georgewashington: what a faggot watch your language u were a president
wheelbreaks-thebutterflies: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. old sport
rnilkbreath: home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr